Reviews by Yseult

This game is one that is dear to me. When creating your character and starting your journey, this feels so much like the table-top pencil and paper game. It's best played with five of your good friends but not necessary. You can play this solo. My nephew and I beat this game and restarted it when the expansion "Tales of the Sword Coast" came out. On our new run we were going to try and explore and beat Durlag's Tower. He passed away of cancer before we could try. Years later I started the game up and beat the tower, and every single side quest.  I have had so much fun playing this game and the great memories playing with family and friends is what this game has given me.

Every single person out there in the world and their mothers worship this movie and hail it as the greatest movie ever made. It's not. I hate this movie. The loyal sheep say "MBJ won the Oscar!" and "but it's a period piece!" I don't give a damn, the movie sucked ass. There are two "actors" in Hollywood I despise. Steven Seagal and Michael B. Jordan. They are two of the biggest idiot hams ever. Absolute jokes. Still, I gave this movie a chance.

When watching a movie, there has to be a protagonist, the hero or heroine that I can identify with. The person or persons I care about and I want to root for and cheer on in hopes that they succeed in whatever endeavor or get to where they are needing to get to in order to succeed. This movie doesn't have that. The protagonist of this movie is already on top of the world. He's rich, he's powerful, he's beautiful and he has women all over the place. I ask myself why should I like this guy? Yes, I hate MBJ but I'm a fair person, I'm giving this movie a chance. I can't root or cheer this guy on because like I said, he's already on top of the world. Where is the struggle? So far there is no one I can identify with. I absolutely don't like anyone I've seen. I don't care about anyone. As a matter of fact, I hate these rich jackasses that are showing off how beautiful, rich and powerful they are. Going into this movie I know there is a vampire in it. So I wait for him or her to show up thinking that is who I'm supposed to root for and cheer on. Some Native Americans show up. My hopes rise up. Then they leave. The vampire shows up and creates minion vampires from the damn KKK. There is no way I'm going to cheer on the KKK. The rich, beautiful, powerful people were having a party and the vampires seem to be going there for whatever. I'm thinking to myself. I don't care about those rich people. I don't care about the vampires. If they fight, I don't care about who wins so I walked out of the theater right then and there and asked for my money back. As for a rating, I'm not even giving this a one star. It doesn't deserve that high of a rating.

Jenna Ortega is my favorite actress ever. I had no knowledge of what this movie was about either. I went into this blind. I did however see that this movie had the description of being a comedy. It wasn't. The only feeling I had throughout was of nonstop anxiety. This is a great movie! Cairo (Jenna Ortega) did complete her essay "greatest achievement to date" for her college admission even though it helped destroy a few people. The easily offended pearl graspers out in the world freaked out saying that Cairo and Miller (Martin Freeman) had sex. That never happened. Cairo wrote a fictional story about a student and her teacher having sex. Still, Cairo was a very frightening character. Extremely calculating and deceitful. I love this movie!

The only reason I watched this movie was to see one of my favorite all-time actress Miranda Cosgrove in a new movie. I have to say this movie did not fit in well for its time. It came out in 2019 just in time for covid to hit the world and the plot of 3022 being earth's demise, it didn't sit well with me considering the grim and depressing view on earth in 2020. Most of the people in the world were afraid that earth was on the verge of dying, so this kind of movie was not wanted at that moment. Plus I hated that Miranda's character died early on in the beginning of this movie so nope I did not like this movie. Watching it now in 2026 I can appreciate it more since many survived the covid pandemic and all of that is behind us now but I do not like that one of my favorite actress' character died in the beginning of the movie. It breaks my heart to do so but I gave this movie 5 out of 10 stars. The 5 stars are for Miranda's brief screen time.